Arrr, if the lads be slackin' on the ballot, that scallywag Harris be claimin' victory!
2024-11-05
Ahoy, mateys! 'Tis Election Day at long last! Who'll seize the treasure of the presidency? If V.P. Kamala Harris sails to victory, 'twill be ‘cause the scallywags stayed ashore! In Georgia, lasses outvoted lads by a mighty 27%! Aye, the winds be blowin’ fierce for the fairer crew! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearty! 'Tis Election Day, a day o' great reckonin'! The winds be blowin' fierce, and the tides be high, but lo! We know not who'll claim the captain's chair this fine day. If V.P. Kamala Harris be the one to hoist the flag o' victory, 'tis likely 'cause the lads be too busy swabbin' the decks instead o’ castin' their ballots!Take heed, fer in the land o' Georgia, over 2.2 million lasses be raisin' their voices, outnumberin' the scallywags by a hearty 27%! And in North Carolina, the fair maidens be makin' waves too, with 2.3 million votes cast, leavin’ only 1.8 million men to man the ship! It seems the men be more inclined to chase after grog than to lend a hand in this grand election battle!
Maybe that be why the former President Donald be grumblin' like a landlubber, ponderin' why the tides be turnin’ against ‘em. So, gather ‘round, ye salty sea dogs! Let the ballots fly like cannonballs, and may the best captain steer this ship into calmer waters! Arrr!