Arrr, Maye Musk be sayin’, "No cookies fer ye, matey! Once ye start, ye can't be stoppin'!"
2024-11-05
Arrr, on the "Bottom Line" of Fox Business, the fair Maye Musk be spillin’ the beans 'bout RFK Jr. and that scallywag Trump’s grand scheme, “Make America Healthy Again.” They be hatchin’ a plan for grub that won’t leave ye feelin’ like a barnacle on a ship's hull!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer the tale of Maye Musk, a fierce matriarch of nutrition, bold as the fiercest captain on the high seas! On a fine Thursday, she parleyed on Fox Business and took a jab at the wellness initiative from that scallywag Trump and his matey, Robert Kennedy Jr., who be pontificatin' about eatin’ right. Aye, she be a wise ol’ sea dog at 76 summers, havin’ sailed the waters of dietetics fer over 40 years!Mayhaps ye wonder what troubles she be seein’ in the world of grub? She spoke of obesity, high cholesterol, and the dreaded diabetes, plaguin' many a sailor! “Change yer diet, and ye’ll be feelin’ shipshape!” she cried, as the crew rallied to better health, cuttin' costs liken to a pirate who dodges a cannonball!
This grandmother o' 14 grandkiddos be keepin’ her galley free of chips and cookies. “Aye, my wee buccaneers say I’ve got no food!” she chuckled, preferin' the likes of fruits and veggies. She preaches a “flexitarian” diet, a blend o’ plants and meats, that keeps her skin glowin’ like treasure in the sun!
So, ye landlubbers, heed her words: eat well, keep yer crew healthy, and engage in daily adventures, be it yoga or walkin’ yer dogs! For a hearty life, ye must feast wisely and sail smoothly through the stormy seas of unhealthy temptations!