Arrr, matey! Mark yer calendars, for when the sun sets, the polls be shuttin’ faster than a scallywag fleeing!
2024-11-05
Arrr, matey! The voting booths be stayin' wide open till the sun dips low in the sky, as landlubbers across the seas be scribblin' their marks on the treasure maps of democracy! So hoist yer quills and let the ballot battle begin, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand day of votin' that be upon us! Tens of millions of landlubbers be settin’ sail fer the polls, but beware, fer these havens of democracy won't stay open forever, lest ye be trapped in a sea of regret!In the wild winds of Kentucky and Indiana, some polling spots be remainin’ open, while Alabama and Florida be a-comin’ to a close! Georgia be fully hoistin’ the anchor, as their polls shut tight like a treasure chest! New Hampshire be playin’ coy with more partial closures, and ye best be quick, or ye might miss the boat!
As ye sail further, ye'll find states like Maryland, Michigan, and Ohio all fully closin' their doors. Yonder in Texas and North Dakota, some spots be still open, but not for long! So, chart yer course wisely, or risk walkin' the plank of disappointment!
In the end, savvy pirates, keep a weathered eye on the horizon and make haste to cast yer votes, or ye may find yerselves marooned in a world of “what ifs.” Now, off ye go, and may the winds of democracy fill yer sails!