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Arrr! Apple be teachin' Siri to spot ye screen, makin' her a savvy sea hag of interactivity!

2024-11-05

Avast ye! Apple’s shiny new “onscreen awareness” be makin’ Siri as spry as a parrot on a treasure chest! It’ll be chattin’ quicker than a scallywag, knowin’ what’s on yer screen—smart as a sea fox, it be! Yarrr, a true matey of the digital seas!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the latest tale from the tech seas! Apple, the crafty brigands behind Siri, be conjuring a wondrous new feature called "onscreen awareness." This be a fancy way of sayin' that ol' Siri will soon be able to spy on what ye be lookin' at and help ye without makin' ye repeat yerself like a parrot! Arrr!

Now, this be no ordinary trick, for Apple plans to arm developers with tools to weave this magical feature into their own apps, makin' Siri smarter than a sea serpent! They be even testin' the likes of ChatGPT, which will let Siri answer yer queries based on what’s lurkin' on yer screen—be it images, PDFs, or even the treasure map ye be studyin'!

Though this grand feature ain’t yet available in the iOS 18.2 beta, whispers on the wind suggest it may rise from the depths by iOS 18.4 in 2025. If Siri can master this onscreen sorcery, ye won’t have to spell out yer wishes like a landlubber! Just ask for a summary of yer document, and poof! Ye shall receive!

So, keep yer eyes peeled, me hearties! The future be bright for Siri, and who knows? She might just become the finest digital matey in the whole wide world of Apple!

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