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Arrr, DeAndre be celebratin’ like a scallywag after folks thought he was throwin’ shade at his old crew!

2024-11-05

Arrr! DeAndre Hopkins and his merry band o' Chiefs did strike the "Remember the Titans" jig on the high seas o' Monday! But lo, Hopkins swore it be no cannonball aimed at his former crew. A fine jest, indeed! Avast, matey!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a swashbucklin' wide receiver, Deandre Hopkins, who, in his second game with the Kansas City Chiefs, be struttin' like a rooster atop a perch! Two weeks past, he traded his ship from the Tennessee Titans, a crew more lost than a ship in a foggy bay.

With injuries plaguin' the Chiefs, they desperately needed a matey like Hopkins, fer he be a treasure of talent, savvy, and speed. On that fateful Monday night, the winds be at their backs, and Hopkins caught eight passes fer a bountiful 86 yards, connectin' with Captain Mahomes for two glorious touchdowns. Aye, it was a sight to behold!

After one of his scores, the crew broke into a raucous celebration, shoutin' “Remember the Titans!” Now, some thought it a jab at his old shipmates, but nay! He be sendin' love back to Nashville, claimin’ his old mates be like family.

With a hard-fought 30-24 win over the Buccaneers, the Chiefs now sail at a splendid 8-0, and Deandre be eyein' his first Super Bowl like a pirate spies treasure on the horizon. So hoist the sails and let the good times roll, fer this crew be on a mighty fine voyage!

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