"Arrr, Google be settin' the record straight on Musk's tall tale 'bout favorin' that scallywag Kamala Harris!"
2024-11-05
Arrr, mateys! Captain Musk be spreadin’ tales on Election Day, claimin’ Google be handin’ out treasure maps to Harris’ crew while lettin’ Trump’s buccaneers flounder! But lo, ‘tis naught but a scallywag’s yarn! Google be playin’ it fair, not favorin’ any swabs! Avast, the sea of misinformation be treacherous!
Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale of digital shenanigans on the high seas o' the internet! Our scallywag, Elon Musk, the owner of X—ye know, that place where landlubbers chatter like a parrot—spotted a dubious message on Election Day. Aye, he be repostin' a wild tale that Google, the mighty search engine, be aidin' those who hoist the flag of Kamala Harris while leavin' poor Trump supporters adrift without a compass!Now, this here claim be more fantastical than a kraken sightin'! The truth be, Google be not playin' favorites like a pirate with a stash o' treasure. Nay, they be helpin' all sailors find their way to the polling places, regardless of which flag they fly. At about 3 bells in the afternoon, Musk be raisin' the alarm, stirrin' the waters with talk of conspiracy. But alas, it be a false wind in the sails!
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson: While the seas o' social media be rife with tales both tall and true, beware of the siren songs that lead ye astray. For not every message ye find be treasure, and some be naught but barnacles on the hull of reason! Yarrr!