The Booty Report

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"Arrr! If Trump be claimin' victory, the Ukraine squabble may change sails—though where she be headin', none can say!"

2024-11-06

Arrr, matey! As Cap'n Trump takes the helm of the good ship U.S.A., he’s to be the grand treasure-giver to Ukraine. But beware! This scallywag be ponderin’ if he’ll keep fillin’ their coffers, or let 'em fend for themselves on the high seas!

Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale of the man they call Donald J. Trump, the captain of the good ship U.S.A.! As he sails into the tempestuous seas of the Oval Office, he be takin' on the grand mantle of bein' Ukraine’s chief benefactor, aye. But lo and behold! This scallywag be doubtin' the wisdom of tossin' gold coins to the fair folk of Kyiv!

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