"Arrr! Ten jolly morsels from the night Trump swaggered back to his ol' White House crow’s nest!"
2024-11-06
Avast, me hearties! The grand ship of democracy be ready to face the tempest once more, steering hard to the starboard! Kamala and her crew be left flounderin', as the tides of defeat sweep 'em away! Aye, it be a jolly good ruckus on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round the ol' ship, for I be bringin' tidin's from the distant shores of America, where democracy be walkin' the plank! Aye, it seems the winds of change be blowin' fierce, and the gub'ment be settin' its sails to the right, as if seekin' treasure in uncharted waters!