The Booty Report

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Arrr, Montana scallywags be givin' the nod to a baby-bustin' ballot! Shiver me timbers, what a hullabaloo!

2024-11-06

Arrr, matey! This here decree be grantin’ a clear right to part ways with the bun in the oven, right in the grand ol’ Constitution o’ the State! Aye, even the fiercest sea dog can see that! So hoist the flag of choice, ye scallywags!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round t' hear the tale of a newfound treasure in the landlubber’s law! Aye, this here measure be grantin' the fair lasses and hearty lads an explicit right t' abort a wee bundle o’ joy, ensconced within the very fabric o' the State Constitution! Aye, ye heard me right, 'tis no mere rumor spun by a scallywag!

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