"Arrr! Instagram's conjurin' magic to sniff out scallywags fibbin' 'bout their age, sendin' 'em to the brig of restrictions!"
2024-11-06
Arrr, matey! Meta be settin' sail with clever contraptions to sniff out the scallywags claimin’ to be older than a sea turtle! They be lockin’ up the wee lads and lasses in their own teeny accounts—no more tall tales on the high seas of the internet!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the scallywags on the high seas of the internet! The fine folk at Meta be settin’ sail with a new contraption o’ artificial intelligence, aim’d at catchin’ those young landlubbers who be fibbin’ about their age on Instagram!In the wake of a tempestuous uproar regarding the wellbeing of our youthful crew, Meta has launched 'teen accounts', to keep them safe from the treacherous waters of social media. These be special accounts for those aged 13 to 17, with sails trimmed to limit contact and shield ‘em from foul comments and unsavory messages.
But hold yer horses! The young ones must be honest about their ages, or they risk bein’ flagged by the mighty 'adult classifier'—a tool to sniff out the wee ones like a bloodhound on a scent! This sorcery will sift through profiles and follower lists, even usin’ innocent "happy birthday" shouts to unveil the true ages of these buccaneers.
So beware, ye cheeky teens! Meta’s on the lookout, tryin’ to calm the storm of concern about the mental health plight of the youth. Aye, the sea of social media be as perilous as a whirlpool, but Meta be makin’ an effort to steer the ship true for our young hearts!