Arrr! Blues matey took a puck to the gullet, kept plundering the ice 'fore gettin' hoisted off like a treasure chest!
2024-11-06
Arrr, matey! It be said that Dylan Holloway of the St. Louis Blues found himself in Davy Jones' hospital after a rogue puck landed a blow to his neck whilst tusslin' with the Tampa Bay Lightning. Aye, seems the sea of ice be a treacherous place for a landlubber!
As the clock ticked down to two minutes in the first period, a treacherous shot from Tampa Bay’s Nick Paul came sailin’ through the air, hittin’ our matey Holloway square in the neck! Aye, the poor soul clutched his throat but still showed the heart of a lion, playin’ on for nearly half a minute!
But alas, he made his way to the bench, where the ship's medics sprang into action. Soon enough, they whisked him away on a stretcher, makin’ haste to the nearest hospital in their floating contraption of an ambulance!
Fear not, for it be reported that young Holloway be “OK,” with his airway as clear as the Caribbean seas. His folks were on hand, worryin’ for their lad, but the Blues still managed to clinch victory against their foes, 3-2! So raise a tankard to the indomitable spirit of hockey players, for they be tougher than a barnacle on a ship’s hull!