Arrr! Trump be crowin’ like a rooster, sayin’ he’s got a mighty mandate after Fox be callin’ him king!
2024-11-06
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be hoistin' the flag of victory in the 2024 seas, bestin' lass Kamala Harris! With a hearty cheer from his crew at Palm Beach, he proclaimed, "The good ship America be grantin' us a mighty mandate!" Aye, what a comeback, four years adrift!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the tumultuous seas of politics! Our ol' captain, Donald Trump, has hoisted the Jolly Roger high, claimin’ victory in the 2024 presidential battle against the fair lass, Kamala Harris. ‘Twas a sight to behold, as Fox News announced his triumphant return to the ship of state, four long years after he scuttled from the White House.