"By thunder! Donald Trump be crowned captain of the landlubbers, pullin' off a jolly good comeback, arrr!"
2024-11-06
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Trump be back in the captain's chair, snatchin' the crown after bein' tossed overboard just four tides ago! With a treasure trove o' Electoral votes, he sails forth with a tongue sharper than a cutlass, stirrin' the seas of democracy and makin' foreign mates tremble!
Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale to spin 'bout a scallywag named Donald Trump, who be sailin' back to the captain's seat of the good ship White House! A mere four tides ago, he was tossed overboard, but lo and behold, the tides have turned, and he be reclaiming his treasure chest!This ol' salt, aged 78, be makin' a grand comeback, hoistin’ his flag high after wranglin' more than the 270 Electoral College doubloons needed to seize the crown. The crew of Edison Research be spillin' the beans on the matter, and it be lookin' like Trump’s campaign was filled with dark and stormy rhetoric, stirrin’ the waters of division ‘mongst the good folk of the land.