Arrr! Ohio's landlubbers tossed aside the scallywag's plan to rig the maps, keepin' fair winds in their elections!
2024-11-06
Arrr matey, this be the grandest spectacle o’ all the ballot shenanigans on the high seas o’ democracy! All eyes be squintin’ on it like a treasure map, as landlubbers and sea dogs alike be ponderin’ where the doubloons shall fall! Aye, ’tis a right merry show!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be regaling ye with a tale of a mighty kerfuffle that had landlubbers and scallywags alike squawkin' like a parrot with a sore throat! There be a matter at hand, the likes of which had all the good folk and brash knaves o’ the realm watchin' like hawks on a treasure map. Aye, this be not a mere squabble over the last barrel of rum, nay! It be the most scrutinized issue o' democracy-related ballot measures in all the seven seas!