Arrr! It be said Microsoft’s cursed the Control Panel o' Windows 95 and 98! Be we worryin’ or just laughin’?
2024-11-06
Arrr, it be seemin' that Microsoft be meddlin' with the ‘Add New Hardware’ sorcery in the Control Panel! Aye, now it crawls like a barnacle-laden ship in a calm sea! Blimey, where be the speed, matey? It be takin' longer than a three-day storm to set sail!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye the curious tale of Microsoft's jolly old Windows 11 and its ancient kin, Windows 95 and 98! Aye, it seems that the crafty scallywags at Microsoft be havin' a laugh, implementin’ a sneak delay of eight long seconds in the 'Add New Hardware' wizard! Yarrr, talk about makin' yer patience walk the plank!As the tale unfolds, our savvy tech mates be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' what possessed these programmers to set such a lengthy pause. Perhaps it was a cunning workaround fer the hardware troubles of yore, or maybe it was just one mighty blunder. Regardless, the lack of confidence in the current Windows 11 be as clear as the Caribbean Sea on a sunny day, especially with all sorts of glitches makin' the rounds, like the File Explorer menu bein' sent to Davy Jones' locker!
The old Control Panel be on its last voyage, soon to be replaced by a shiny new Settings app, but the question lingers: be there more hidden delays lurkin' in the depths of the system? Aye, we’ll keep our eyes peeled, lest we be caught in a storm of bugs! So hoist the sails and set course for smoother updates, or risk the tech seas! Arrr!