Arrr! Jason Kelce be spillin’ his guts 'bout regret o’ Penn State fans—like a scallywag caught in a stormy sea!
2024-11-06
Arrr, me hearties! Former Philadelphia Eagles’ mighty center, Jason Kelce, spun a yarn 'bout a ruckus with a landlubber fan on the latest "New Heights" episode. Aye, ‘twas a comical fracas that left the crew in stitches, as Kelce be the jolly giant of the gridiron!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale from the high seas of sports, where the former center o' the Philadelphia Eagles, one Jason Kelce, found himself in a right ruckus with a scallywag fan! It all began when Kelce was strollin' after a grand appearance on the ESPN "College GameDay," when a landlubber shouted a jibe about his brother courtin' the fair Taylor Swift. Aye, that be a low blow!In a flash, Kelce snatched that phone from the buffoon's hand and sent it crashin' to the ground like a cannonball hittin' the water! The fan, beggin' for his contraption back, got a response that'd make a sailor blush. Kelce later mused on the matter, regrettin' his fiery reaction, sayin' it turned a mere nothing into a tempest o' hate on the seas of the internet.
Even his brother, Travis, chimed in, supportin' him with words of wisdom from the ship's crow's nest. The police, however, be investigatin' this kerfuffle, markin' it as potential mischief! So, let this be a lesson, ye landlubbers—sometimes it's best to let the words roll off yer back like a wave on the hull. Arrr!