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Arrr, WNBA lass Angel Reese be sulkin’ over Trump’s treasure map win, like a parrot missin’ its cracker!

2024-11-06

Arrr, me hearties! Young lass Angel Reese, a sprightly star of the WNBA, be lamentin' on the scrolls o' social media 'bout the land o' freedom! She be feelin' blue, for the scallywag Trump bested fair Kamala in the grand election duel! Shiver me timbers, what a jolly mess!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for there be news from the fair seas of the WNBA! Our lass, the fierce rising star Angel Reese, be flabbergasted by the election results, as the scallywag Donald Trump be declared the victor once more. She posted her dismay on the winds of the X, proclaiming her heart be heavy and her tongue tied, sayin’, "I’m so disappointed in America!"

She be lamentin’ the lack of unity among the crew, wonderin’ why some be so prideful they couldn’t set sail together. "As a woman, I’m heartbroken for us all," she cried, as the winds of change blew cold. Her matey, Natasha Cloud, echoed her sentiments, bemoanin’ the state of their beloved land, and worryin’ for the rights of all souls.

Trump, the ole captain, be claimin’ many a state, bringin’ his electoral treasure to a hoard of 277, leavin’ Kamala Harris in his wake at 226. Aye, the seas be rough, and the crew be worried about the storms of racism and hatred that plague their shores. So, let’s raise a mug of grog and hope for calmer waters ahead, while keepin’ our eyes sharp on the horizon!

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