Arrr! Liz Cheney be sayin', "Avast! We got a new captain at the helm – Trump be the President-elect!"
2024-11-06
Arrr, former matey Liz Cheney be givin' a hearty salute to President-elect Donald Trump’s triumphant return in 2024! Aye, she be swabbin’ the deck for Vice President Kamala Harris, but now she’s hoistin’ the Jolly Roger for the other scallywag! What a merry tale o' political piracy!
Arrr matey! Former Rep. Liz Cheney, a fierce critic o’ the one-legged scallywag Trump, acknowledged his rise to the throne for the 2024 presidential election, claimin’ in a missive on X that we be beholden to a new President-elect! By thunder, she insists we all must accept this outcome, whether it be like raisin rum or a sour sea cucumber!With a tongue sharper than a cutlass, Cheney declared, “Our nation’s democratic ship sailed last night!” Aye, she be callin’ on all good citizens to uphold the sacred Constitution and keep the ship of democracy steady fer the next four years. She be remindin’ us that the courts, the press, and all hands on deck must act as the guardrails of this wild voyage!
In the stormy seas of politics, these two have been takin’ jabs at each other like two drunken pirates at a tavern brawl! Trump, in his jester-like manner, called Cheney “dumb” and a “radical war hawk,” while she retorted that we shan’t trust a “petty, vindictive” man with the treasure map of freedom!
So, there ye have it! The battle may be lost, but the mission continues, as our matey Kinzinger said. Anchors aweigh for those sailin’ to the next grand adventure!