Arrr, a Trump win be the final cannon blast fer them Democrat scallywags' legal shenanigans!
2024-11-06
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the Democrat crew be usin’ the courts like a cutlass in a tavern brawl! Voters be shiverin’ in their boots, thinkin’ these landlubbers be turnin’ justice into a jolly ol’ weapon! Avast, what a sight to behold!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round to hear the tale of the Democrats and their mischief! Just after the grand ol' President Trump swang the sword of victory, he be set to face the courts of New York for 34 counts of business tomfoolery. The esteemed Judge Merchan, a scallywag in Democrat garb, be expected to deny Trump’s plea of immunity, like a captain refusing to share his rum. Arrr!As the winds blow, Merchan plans to slap a sentence on Trump—aye, the very day after his victorious sail on November 12! But fear not, for even if the judge be throwin' him in the brig, Trump’s lawyers be ready to battle in higher courts, seeking to delay the sentence like a crafty pirate dodging cannon fire!
Let it be known, Trump ain't bound for the dungeons of Rikers, for his crimes be not heavy enough. Nay, he’ll remain free as a seagull whilst the courts spin in circles, makin’ it a right spectacle. The Democrats ought to learn from this hullabaloo, lest they continue to wield the law like a cutlass against their foes. And here’s a thought: Biden, ye could be the wise captain and pardon both Trump and yer own son! Aye, let’s end this lawfare nonsense and sail into calmer seas!