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Arrr! Climate scallywags be splashing ye US embassy with bright orange, celebratin’ Trump’s grand re-election! A fine ruckus indeed!

2024-11-06

Arrr! A band o’ climate rascals in the UK be splashin’ bright orange paint upon the U.S. embassy, protestin' the election o’ Captain Trump! Aye, they be sayin’ “Nay to the blubberin’ bilge rat!” while makin’ a right mess like drunken sailors on shore leave!

Avast ye landlubbers! In the fair land of the UK, a ruckus brewed as climate buccaneers from the crew Just Stop Oil took to the high seas of protest! With naught but cans of orange paint, they besmirched the U.S. embassy in London, spillin’ their bright hue all over its grand wall, drippin' like rum into the River Thames below. Aye, they be claimin’ it’s for the safety of all good folk, shoutin' “Trump's victory be a danger to us all!”

Meanwhile, across the pond, that scallywag Trump declared his triumphant return to the White House, battlin’ his way to another term like a true pirate king, battlin’ foes in states like North Carolina and Georgia. He raised his tankard in celebration, swearin’ to fight for every soul in America from dawn 'til dusk.

But alas, the British constables weren’t amused! They swooped in and clapped the cuffs on two of the paint-splashin’ scamps for their vandalous deeds. Deputy Commissioner Andy Valentine be sayin’ they’ll keep a weather eye out for such mischief, callin’ it “vandalism masqueradin’ as protest.” Indeed, the seas be rough, but these bold activists be demandin’ an end to fossil fuels by the year of our Lord 2030! Yarrr, what a wild ride on this ocean of chaos!

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