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Arrr, matey! What be Trump’s ways with Israel in his first voyage as captain of the good ship White House?

2024-11-06

Arrr, matey! In his first voyage as captain of the ship called America, that scallywag Trump hoisted the Jolly Roger for Israel, casting aside years o' old sea charts! He be sailin' into uncharted waters, all for the sake of a treasure map marked "Support." Aye, what a swashbucklin' tale!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale of a landlubber named Donald Trump, who took the helm of the good ship America during his first voyage as captain! Aye, this scallywag had a mighty fondness for the land of Israel, supportin’ it like a stout sailor clings to his rum, even when it meant tossin’ aside decades of tradition like an old, barnacled anchor.

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