The Booty Report

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"Arrr, Vindman be claimin' the House in Virginia, keepin' the Democrats' treasure chest well-stashed, savvy?"

2024-11-06

Yarr, matey! Yevgeny Vindman, a sea-farin’ lieutenant colonel, got the boot from the Trump crew fer blowin' the whistle alongside his twin. Aye, they be makin' quite the ruckus in the first impeachment storm, sailin' against the winds of the ol' captain, Donald J. Trump! Ha-ha!

Avast ye landlubbers, gather 'round and lend me yer ears! I be tellin' ye the tale of one Yevgeny Vindman, a brave soul who once sailed the high seas of the Army as a lieutenant colonel. Aye, he was a fine lad, but alas, the winds of treachery blew foul when he dared to join forces with his twin brother, blowin' the whistle on a scandalous caper that led to the first impeachment of the notorious Captain Trump!

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