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Arrr, matey! If Trump sails back, the abortion treasure map may be lost to Davy Jones’ locker!

2024-11-06

Arrr, more than two turns o’ the sun since the great court’s decree sunk the rights to abortin', some scallywags be battlin’ back! But alas, the future o’ them rights be as murky as a sailor's grog—who knows what be comin' next?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o’ woe and wonder from the landlubber courts! It be more than two tides since the fateful day when the grand Supreme Court, like a cap’n makin’ a rash decision, snuffed out the national right to abortin’—aye, it be a dark day fer the lasses and their rights!

But lo and behold! Some states, like brave buccaneers, be raisin' their flags and battlin' back fer the freedom of choice! Aye, they be fightin’ tooth and nail, wieldin’ their legal cutlasses against the tide of oppression. Yet, despite their noble efforts, the horizon remains cloudy, and the future o' abortion rights be as murky as the depths of Davy Jones' locker!

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