Arrr, the former captain Wink Martindale be throwin’ shade on his crew as they flounder like fish outta water!
2024-11-06
Arrr, that scallywag Wink Martindale be throwin' shade on the ol' Giants crew, he be! When asked 'bout his future plunderin' in the realm of college coaching, he be smirkin' like a treasure-seeker who found naught but a rusted doubloon! Har har, what a jolly jest!
Arrr, me hearties! Wink Martindale be a jolly sailor now, leaving the cursed shores of the New York Giants behind! This scallywag, once the captain of their defense, has hoisted his sails to join the Michigan Wolverines crew. In a press conference, he spun a yarn 'bout his present adventure, sayin', "I ain't ponderin' the long haul, just the morrow!"At the ripe age of 61, the good captain Martindale be revelin' in his new crew, findin' joy among the lads, even if the game be a different beast. He chuckled, “Better to be here than in a ship that be 2-7!” Aye, those words be a dig at his previous port, where the winds of change blew unfavorably.
Hired by the Wolverines after partin' ways with the Giants amid tumultuous seas, Martindale had his fair share of scuffles with the head honcho, Brian Daboll. Rumor has it, their shipmates heard a mighty row before Martindale took his leave.
Though the Wolverines be sittin' at a less-than-splendid record of 5-4, Martindale be takin' it in stride. "Disappointments be part of the game," he mused, readyin' his crew for the wild seas ahead. Aye, let the adventure continue! Yarr!