Arrr! Simone Biles be askin' Biden to stir the pot afore he sails away, after Trump bests that scallywag Harris!
2024-11-06
Arrr! The famed Simone Biles, a true legend o' the high seas o' sports, be callin' upon Captain Biden to hoist the sails and take action in his last days, what with Trump’s victory makin' waves! Aye, even in the realm of Instagram, the tide be risin'!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the grand gymnast, Simone Biles, who be spillin’ her thoughts on the political seas! On a fine Wednesday, after the winds blew favorably fer former President Trump, she be sendin’ a missive to Captain Biden, callin’ him to “make things shake” afore he sets sail in January.With a flourish, she wrote, “Mr. Biden, I need ye to stand tall and rattle the ship before ye leave!” and signed it, “xoxo the women in America.” Aye, it be a bold message indeed! She also took to the Instagram seas, shoutin’ that “supportin’ a convicted felon over a woman be f---in’ insane!” Her words echoed like cannon fire across the deck!
Though she’s kept her political compass steady, she did reference the past words of Trump about migrants and jobs, proclaimin’, “I love me Black job!” after winin’ gold at the Paris Olympics. Aye, she be the most decorated gymnast in the land, sailin’ high on her hard-earned victories! So raise a tankard to Simone, the swashbucklin’ champion of the gymnastic seas!