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Blubberin' Nancy sails in, spyin' Kamala tossin' her hat, givin' up the crown at Howard's grand ol' sea! Arrr!

2024-11-06

Arrr, matey! Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi be lookin’ like she lost her parrot, all teary-eyed while awaitin’ the defeated Vice Captain Kamala Harris to surrender! Spotted at Howard University, she be greetin’ the crew with a frown as if she’d swallowed a barrel o’ sour rum!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lady of high seas politics, the former House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi! Just the other day, she found herself waitin' on the edge of her seat, lookin’ as somber as a shipwrecked sailor, whilst she beheld the defeated Vice President Kamala Harris readyin' to spill forth her concession speech.

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