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Arrr! Elon’s treasure chest be a-swelling like a bloated sea serpent after Trump hoisted the Jolly Roger o’ victory!

2024-11-06

Arrr, me hearties! The captain of the Tesla ship, Elon Musk, be swimmin' in doubloons after Trump hoisted the victory flag! As the stock sails high, our bold Elon, holdin' a fine 13% of the treasure, be laughin' all the way to Davy Jones' locker!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, fer I’ve got a tale from the treacherous waters of Wall Street! On a fine Wednesday morn, the treasure hoardin’ CEO of Tesla, Elon Musk, be findin' his coffers swellin' like a ship's sails in a mighty gale. The cause o’ this merry swell? The jolly news that President-elect Trump, a fine matey Musk’s been supportin', has claimed victory over that crafty lass, Vice President Kamala Harris!

Yarr, it seems the investors be dancin’ a jig, throwin’ their doubloons at Tesla like they be catchin’ fish! The stock price be risin’ like a Kraken from the depths, shootin’ up double digits faster than a cannonball in a powder keg! With Musk holdin' a hefty 13% share of that fine vessel known as Tesla, it be rainin’ gold coins upon him like a treasure chest burstin’ wide open!

So hoist the flag and toast to this fine captain of industry, who rides the waves of fortune that be as unpredictable as the sea herself. May his riches grow as large as the tales of old, and may we all find a piece of that bounteous booty! Arrr!

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