Arrr, Catholic landlubbers be swingin' the vote fer Trump, shoutin', "Harris be givin' us the cold shoulder, matey!"
2024-11-06
Arrr, me hearties! In the grand election of 2024, Catholic scallywags be flockin' to Captain Trump’s ship like seagulls to a stinkin' fish! Their hearty votes be givin' the ol' buccaneer a surprise treasure trove of victory, shiver me timbers! What a ruckus on election night, mateys!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of a grand election in the year of our Lord, twenty and twenty-four! The goodly folk of the Catholic persuasion set sail on a wild electoral tide, hoisting their sails high for none other than Captain Donald Trump, leading him to a surprise victory on that fateful night!In the last election, the good Catholics were as split as a ship in a storm, but this time they rallied behind Trump, swingin' nine points in his favor to give him a hearty ten-point lead! Bill Donohue, a captain of the Catholic League, spoke of the fierce rejection of Kamala Harris, who be seen as a threat to their way o’ life, her policies stirrin' up more trouble than a Kraken in a calm sea!
With over fifty-two million Catholics in the U.S., it seems they found their voice, like a chorus of sailors singin' a shanty! The CatholicVote crew even threw ten million doubloons into the fray to reach their fellow seafarers, claiming the Democrats have a Catholic problem, as folks be feelin' the pinch of inflation and chaos at the borders.
In the end, it seems Trump’s message of law and order struck a chord, like a well-tuned fiddle! The Catholic bloc, once thought to be as elusive as buried treasure, has now made their mark, proving that the winds of change be blowin' in favor of the high seas of Republican tides! Arrr!