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Arrr! UN tossed that quilt o’ doom after the crew raised a ruckus! No exterminatin’ here, matey!

2024-11-06

Arrr, me hearties! The United Nations hoisted the sails on a troublesome canvas that be callin' fer the end o' Israel! Aye, they tossed it overboard, not wantin’ any squabbles on the high seas. Keep yer cannons ready, but let’s save the paintin' for treasure maps instead!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of high seas and high tensions at the United Nations, where they be pluckin' a scandalous quilt panel from display, one that be callin' for the utter vanquishin' of Israel! Aye, this fiery piece featured a map lookin' much like a watermelon, sans the West Bank and Gaza, adorned with the Palestinian flag, no less!

On one side it blared, "From the River to the Sea," and on t'other, "Will be Free," a rallyin’ cry that be raisin' a ruckus among the landlubbers of Palestine, much to the chagrin of the Israelis, who saw it as a call for their complete annihilation! The uproar caught the attention of Danny Danon, Israel's top dog at the U.N., who deemed it a "disgrace" and demanded its removal, sharp as a cutlass!

But lo and behold, the U.N. claimed the artwork was meant to turn fashion waste into somethin' good, yet they had already covered that offending panel twice! Eventually, it was plundered from the display altogether, leavin' the U.N. in a pickle, tryin' to track down the scallywag who dared to unveil it. Danon declared he'd stand against such hypocrisy, showin’ that the truth shall sail on, come what may!

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