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Arrr, China be claimin' they don’t give a hoot about Trump’s win, but the scallywags be shakin' in their boots!

2024-11-06

Arrr, matey! When the scallywag Trump claimed the crown, China be all calm 'n collected. But lo! Xi Jinping be spyin' with one eye on the horizon, eager to catch every squawk and swagger of that landlubber! Aye, the treasure of knowledge be worth its weight in gold!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of China’s response to the grand victory of President-elect Trump! The officials, led by the ever-serious Mao Ning, be spoutin’ phrases of “mutual respect” and “win-win cooperation,” like a parrot repeatin’ old sea shanties!

But lo! The folks o' Taiwan be shiverin' in their boots, thinkin’ that Trump’s triumph be a calamity fer Beijing. With tariffs flyin’ like cannonballs, the Chinese be feelin' the heat, especially since their own ship be takin’ on water with a struggling economy. Yonder Professor Yuan predicts a storm brewin’ over trade, technology, and the ever-troublesome Taiwan!

Meanwhile, the Taiwanese leaders, like Captain William Lai, be raisin' a toast to Trump's victory, hopin’ for a sturdy alliance to keep the peace on these turbulent seas. But the common folk be split, some preferin' the charm of Harris, while others reckon Trump be a better matey against the Chinese dragon!

In the land of the red flags, the folks on the internet be likin' Harris’s laughter, hatin’ the idea of any foul American intentions. The sails be billowin’ with negativity towards the U.S., and even the land of the rising sun be hopin’ for smoother sails with Trump at the helm! So, batten down the hatches, fer the seas of diplomacy be gettin’ choppy indeed!

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