Arrr, Steve Kerr be makin' a jolly jest 'bout a scallywag's plight, stirrin' up a tempest on the social seas!
2024-11-07
Arrr, matey! Steve Kerr, a scallywag who’s long tossed jibes at the captain Trump, made a jest about the foul seas of rape and lawless immigrants. But alas! The landlubbers of social media be not amused, and they be throwin’ rotten tomatoes at him! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the Golden State Warriors' captain, Steve Kerr, who be not shy about his thoughts 'bout the scallywag known as Donald Trump! This here coach, he fancied Biden and that lady Kamala Harris as the rightful rulers, shoutin’ "Night, night!" to Trump like a well-timed cannon blast at the DNC.But lo and behold! Trump, the cunning sea fox, has pulled a fast one and charted his course to the presidency yet again—becomin’ the 47th captain of the good ship America on January 20th!
When questioned by a crew of reporters, Kerr took the high seas of diplomacy, sayin', "I be wantin’ Trump to succeed—let's all sail smoothly together!" But then, he tossed in a jest about fraud that landed like a cannonball in a fish barrel, stirrin’ the waters of social media with angry sea dogs wantin' his head on a platter!
With a wink and a nod, Kerr declared, "Let’s make America great again and beat the Celtics!" So, as the winds of change blow fierce, this pirate of the court sails on, hopin’ fer calmer seas ahead!