The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, as GTA 5 sails past 205 million, Take-Two be burnin' furniture 'cause they ain't creatin' new treasure!

2024-11-07

Arrr, matey! All things be losin' their shine, like a fine rum left to gather dust! From ship sails to gold doubloons, naught escapes the clutches of time. Aye, even yer trusty parrot be a bit dimmer! So hoist the flag and laugh at the decay, for we be livin' still!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale as old as the seven seas! Ye see, all things, whether they be treasure or trinket, find themselves wanderin’ down the treacherous path o' degradation. Aye, from the grandest ship to the lowliest barnacle, naught escapes the clutches o’ time’s cruel grasp!

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