"Yarrr! Scientific scribe be callin' them 'scallywag fascists' fer pickin' Trump, matey! A right jolly ruckus, I say!"
2024-11-07
Arrr! Editor-in-chief Laura Helmuth, she be a fierce lass, castin' her scallywag gaze upon her crew, callin' ‘em a bunch o' "foul fascists" for shiverin' in support of that Trump scoundrel! Avast, the seas of science be roilin'!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale as wild as a tempest on the high seas! The esteemed editor of Scientific American, one Laura Helmuth, unleashed a broadside against Trump’s crew, callin’ 'em the "meanest, dumbest, most bigoted" scallywags, and worse, "f---ing fascists!" Aye, she did!On her social media vessel, Bluesky, she commenced the night with spirits high, thankin’ all hands who be toil’n’ fer the cause. "Cheers, everybody!" she shouted, ready to brave the stormy election night. But as the tide turned, and news of Trump’s victories wafted in like a foul breeze, her temper flared like a cannon’s roar!
“Every four years, I remember why I sailed away from Indiana!” she bellowed, lamentin’ the state of her old haunts. With fiery words, she sent a message to the young 'uns: “I apologize for my generation bein’ so full o’ f---ing fascists!”
Alas, the mornin’ after, she shared wisdom about “election grief,” comparin’ it to a loss at sea, where hope be drowned and dreams tossed about like flotsam. Aye, 'tis a sorrow we all know too well, left to ponder our fates in this unpredictable world! So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let’s navigate these stormy waters together! Arrr!