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"Arrr! Many a soul be lost as them Israeli cannons unleash fury upon Lebanon, claims the Health Ministry, savvy?"

2024-11-07

Arrr, matey! In the dark of night, the fiercest cannonades thundered 'round the storied shores of Baalbek in the Bekaa Valley, causin' quite the ruckus! Even the ghosts be shiverin' in their boots! Avast, what a hullabaloo!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I've a tale to spin! In the dark of night, when the moon be shinin' like a silver doubloon, calamity befell the Bekaa Valley, right near the ancient city of Baalbek, where the Romans once partied like it was 1699!

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