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Arrr! WNBA lass be throwin' shade at the fairer sex after Trump be claimin' victory, matey! What a hullabaloo!

2024-11-07

Arrr, mateys! Natasha Cloud, the fiery lass of the Phoenix Mercury, be settin' her sights on the wenches who cast their votes for that scallywag Trump, lettin' him best the fair Vice President Harris. Blimey, what a hullabaloo in the land o' politics!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one fierce lass, Natasha Cloud, a swashbucklin’ guard for the Phoenix Mercury crew! The winds of discontent blew strong when Fox News set sail with news o’ Donald Trump besting Vice President Kamala Harris in the grand election battle.

This fiery wench be not pleased, for she called the good ol' U.S. of A. "broken" and took aim at her fellow female buccaneers who cast their votes. Aye, it be said that nearly half o' the lasses favored Trump, while a smidge more threw their lot in with Harris. Natasha, with a quill in hand, lamented, "When women don’t value themselves," and was none too happy about the merry-making post-election.

"The privilege of celebrating be what’s wrong with us," she declared, worryin' over her human rights bein’ tossed about like a tattered sail. She rumbled about the chains of racism and misogyny weighin' heavy on the good ship America, claimin' those roots need fixin' before any blooms shall sprout.

As Trump filled his treasure chest o' electoral votes, the seas be choppy, and the crew of the Mercury anxiously watched, hopin’ for fair winds ahead. Arrr, what a time to be alive on the high seas of politics!

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