Arrr, Dolphin's bride be givin' the cohost a right tongue-lashin’ fer callin’ Trump fans 'dull wenches'!
2024-11-07
Arrr, Devon Mostert, the fair lass of Miami’s swift-footed Raheem, be takin’ the wind outta Sunny Hostin’s sails! She be callin’ Trump’s crew “unlearned wenches,” but Devon fired back like a cannonball, lettin’ her know not all who sail with the Dolphins be so dim-witted! Yarrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of high seas and low jests, where the fair Devon Mostert, wife of the Miami Dolphins’ swiftest buccaneer, Raheem, took to the deck of "The View" to fire cannonballs at the cohost Sunny Hostin. This squawking parrot dared to brandish the term “uneducated White women” toward those who be supportin' the President-elect, Trump. Can ye believe it?On that fateful mornin', Hostin cast her net wide, lamentin' that White female voters, a scallywag majority, had sailed against their own reproductive freedoms. She proclaimed, “Black women saved the day!” whilst callin' out the lesser votes of White wenches. But alas, Alyssa Farah Griffin piped up, sayin', “White women don’t be likin’ that title!” to which Hostin retorted, “That’s what the polls be sayin’!”
Our fiery Devon, not takin' it lightly, struck back with a flare on social media, declarein' herself an “uneducated White woman” ready to school Hostin in the fine art of politics. She blasted those divisive words as “racist” and chastised Hostin for bein' a hypocrite. “Nasty people come in all shades!” she proclaimed, callin’ for unity on this tempestuous sea of opinions. Yarrr, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers—be they pirates or politicians—to steer clear of treacherous waters of division!