The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, most lasses be shunning a mate who be cheerin' for the Trump scallywag! Avast, poor soul!

2024-11-07

Avast ye hearties! After the 2024 vote, mateys be checkin’ their swipes fer political treasures! With Trump flyin’ his flag and Harris walkin’ the plank, love be as divided as a ship in a storm! Women be tossin’ would-be suitors overboard fer their voting tales, aye!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I bring tidings from the tumultuous seas of love after the ruckus of the 2024 election! It seems the heart’s compass be pointin’ more towards politics than passion, as landlubbers be scannin’ the voting records o’ their suitors with a keen eye sharper than a cutlass!

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