Arrr! Bernie be spoutin’ foul words 'bout the Dems, claimin’ their campaign be a shipwreck after Trump raided the treasure!
2024-11-07
Arrr, mateys! Sen. Bernie Sanders be raisin' a ruckus, claimin' the Democratic crew be forsakin' the hard-workin' scallywags! He says, “No surprise, me hearties! When ye turn yer back on the crew, they be jumpin' ship! First the white lads, now the Latino and Black buccaneers!” Har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the tempestuous winds blowin' through the realm of politics! Our good Sen. Bernie Sanders, a hearty lad from the cold shores of Vermont, be raisin' a ruckus after that scallywag Trump hoisted the Jolly Roger of victory in the 2024 presidential race.This salty sea dog be layin' the blame squarely on the Democratic crew, claimin' they’ve cast aside the noble working class like a shipwrecked anchor. "Nay, it be no surprise," he bellows, "that a party that forsakes its loyal mates would find them strayin' into the arms of the enemy!" First, the white buccaneers abandoned ship, and now, he says, the Latino and Black crews be followin' suit!
Aye, it seems the Democrats be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in her hull, leavin' the hard-workin' folk to fend for themselves in these treacherous waters. So hoist yer flags high, me hearties, and let it be known that when the winds of change blow, even the mightiest of ships must adjust their sails or risk bein' lost at sea!