The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the captain of Take-Two be sayin', "Don’t ye count ol' Nintendo out, matey!" as Switch 2 sails near!

2024-11-07

Arrr, we be all ears, ye scallywag! Spill yer secrets or face the wrath o’ the sea! We be ready to catch every tale, so don’t be holdin’ back, lest ye be walkin’ the plank! Aye, we be listenin’ like hungry sharks smellin’ a feast!

Ahoy there, matey! Gather ‘round, fer I be tellin’ ye the tale of our crew, who be all ears to the whispers o' the seven seas! Aye, we be listenin’ like a hungry shark at the scent o’ blood! With our trusty spyglass and ears as sharp as a cutlass, we catch all manner o’ gossip and treasure maps driftin’ on the salty breeze.

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