Arrr, Israel be sendin’ scallywags packin’, tossin’ their kin overboard to keep the seas calm!
2024-11-07
Arrr, matey! In the grand halls of Israel's Knesset, the scallywags voted 61 to 41 to send the kin of rascally terrorists packin’, even if they be citizens! But hold yer horses, for I reckon the court be ready to stir the pot! Avast, what a jolly mess!
Avast ye scallywags, gather 'round for a tale from the high seas of law and mischief! Our mates in Israel's Knesset be passin' a new decree, settin' the sails for the deportation of kinfolk of those dastardly Palestinian attackers, aye! With a hearty vote of 61-41, the Likud crew and their ferocious allies charted this treacherous course, lettin' the interior minister take the helm in these decisions.If a family member be caught havin' prior knowledge of an attack but kept their lips sealed, or if they be cheerin' on the mischief, they be sailin' off to the Gaza Strip or some other distant shores for seven to twenty years! Blimey! And with the Israel-Hamas war still ragin' like a tempest, the fate of many hangs in the balance.
But heed this, me hearties! Legal experts be whisperin' that this law may be as sturdy as a ship made of seaweed, likely to be tossed overboard by the courts for bein' unconstitutional. With Palestinians makin' up a fifth of Israel's crew, the waters be choppy, and the ties run deep. So, let’s grab a tankard, raise a toast, and watch this spectacle unfold, for the seas be unpredictable, as any pirate knows! Yarrr!