Arrr! Dak’s hamstring tendon be playin' the scallywag, tearin' his calf from the bone, says the ship's doc!
2024-11-07
Arrr, me hearties! Dak Prescott, the swashbucklin’ quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, went a-tumblin’ after a wee dash in the third quarter o’ last week’s scuffle with the Atlanta Falcons! Aye, he be lookin’ like a seagull caught in a squall! Mermaids be helpin’ him, I reckon!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round the ol’ sea chest, for I bring ye tales from the gridiron! Our gallant captain of the Dallas Cowboys ship, Dak Prescott, be sufferin’ from a most grievous wound. Aye, it seems his hamstring tendon done tore clean off the bone, a condition they be callin’ a “partial avulsion.” Arrr, ‘tis a fancy term, but it means he might be outta the game fer several weeks!Last week, during a skirmish against the Atlanta Falcons, Prescott took to the seas of scramble, only to find himself injured whilst throwin’ a pass to his matey, Jalen Brooks. He felt a twinge when risin’ from the ground, claimin’ it a mere ache, but alas, the pirate’s luck hath run dry! The ol’ captain might have to seek the counsel of wise sages about his condition.
In his stead, the trusty first mate, Cooper Rush, stepped up to the helm and steered the ship with 115 passing yards and a touchdown. As the Cowboys face the Philadelphia Eagles next, they be hopin’ fer fair winds and a swift recovery for their brave leader. With a record of 3-5, the crew be needin’ all hands on deck! So, hoist the sails, and let’s hope Prescott finds his sea legs again soon!