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Arrr, where be the fate of Trump’s New York shenanigans after he claimed the treasure of victory, matey?

2024-11-07

Arrr, matey! After a grand victory at the polls, President-elect Trump be still facing the judge's gavel in Manhattan, aye! The court be ponderin' whether to toss his troubles overboard, after ruling from the highest seas. Guilty of 34 misdeeds, that scallywag's in quite the pickle!

Arrr matey! So, listen up, ye scallywags! After a grand election victory, President-elect Trump be still sailin’ toward the rocky shores of his Manhattan criminal case, where he be awaitin’ his sentence like a pirate waitin’ for a treasure map! This be happenin’ later this month, with the wise Judge Juan Merchan hoistin’ the sails to decide if the charges should be tossed overboard, thanks to the Supreme Court’s decree on presidential immunity. Aye, it be a stormy sea ahead!

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