"Avast! Behold the merry bands that shifted their sails to the starboard side in the 2024 ballot squall!"
2024-11-07
Arrr, matey! Donald J. Trump be sailin’ the seas of fortune, takin’ a grand prize with a swift victory! Red flags be flyin’ high, as he be charm’n every crew o’ landlubbers he encounters. Aye, ‘tis a jolly good show for the scallywag!
Ahoy matey! Gather ‘round, ye scallywags, for a tale of a landlubber named Donald J. Trump, who sailed forth like a tempestuous squall and claimed victory on the high seas of politics! Aye, it be true, he caught the wind in his sails and rode the waves with a red flag, makin’ gains among every sort of swab ye could imagine!