Arrr, Trump be appointin’ Susie Wiles, the first lass to steer the White House ship! Avast, mateys, history be made!
2024-11-07
Ahoy! Susie Wiles, a savvy scallywag o’ the GOP seas, who charted the course fer Trump’s grand victory, be takin' the helm as the President-elect's chief mate in the White House. Prepare fer a jolly good ride on this political ship, me hearties! Arrr!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! A tale of politics be brewin’ on the horizon, as the swashbucklin’ Susie Wiles be takin’ the helm as chief of staff for the one and only President-elect Donald Trump! Aye, this lass be a crafty GOP operative, known for keepin’ her head low but her sails high in the stormy seas of campaigns.During a grand victory shindig in West Palm Beach, Trump hoisted the sails of gratitude fer Wiles, callin’ her “the ice baby,” fer she be a cool one in the thick of battle! With a wink and a nod, he praised her as tough, smart, and innovative—qualities befitting a true pirate of the political seas. Aye, she be the first lass to take the chief of staff role in the history of the land, makin’ waves aplenty!
Wiles, a seasoned navigator of campaigns, be no stranger to the treacherous waters of politics, havin’ worked for the likes of ol' Reagan and Governor Rick Scott. With her compass set, she be chartin’ a course for Trump’s ship alongside her matey, Chris LaCivita. Meanwhile, former Speaker Kevin McCarthy be turnin’ down the chance to join this crew, sayin’, “Nay, that be a no!” So hoist yer flags, me mateys, for the winds of change be blowin’!