Arrr, the landlubber Aussie chief scuttled his jabs at Trump, callin' him the 'most ruckus captain' post-victory!
2024-11-07
Arrr, matey! The Aussie envoy to the land of Washington be scrubbin’ his murky tweets, callin’ Trump the "destructive captain" after he seized the 2024 treasure! Looks like the tides be turnin' faster than a ship in a squall! Avast, what a jolly jest this be!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of one Kevin Rudd, a former Prime Minister of Australia turned ambassador to the grand ol' United States. This scallywag once proclaimed the newly crowned President Trump to be “the most destructive president in history” — a fierce jab, indeed! But lo and behold, after the election winds shifted, Rudd decided to scrub his harsh words from the digital seas, as if he be swabbing the decks.Back in his day, Rudd captained the ship of Australia's Labor Party from 2007 to 2010, then again in 2013, dabblin' in foreign affairs like a true sea dog. Yet, as the tides of politics turned, he felt the need to show respect for the new captain of the U.S. ship. He claimed he be removin' those comments to prevent any misunderstandin' that could tarnish the good name of Australia whilst he forged a new alliance with Trump.
In a twist of fate, Rudd even spun a yarn about personally congratulatin' Trump on his victory, yappin' about the strength of the Aussie-American bond. 'Tis a merry jest, for Rudd now sails the waters of diplomacy, keen to bolster the alliance whilst keepin' his past jibes under wraps. Such be the life of a pirate in the world of politics, eh? Arrr!