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"Arrr! Israeli footy lads be hurtin’ in Amsterdam, cursed by scallywags full o’ hate! Blimey, what a ruckus!"

2024-11-08

Arrr, the lawmen be sayin’ a whole crew o’ scallywags be nabbed in a ruckus over a footy match 'twixt the Dutch and the Israeli lads! Meanwhile, Israel be promisein’ to haul their buccaneers back to port. A fine mess o’ shenanigans, matey!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of ruckus and ruckus-making! Word be blowin’ in from the landlubbers, where a raucous soccer match 'twixt the Dutch and Israeli brigands turned into a right tempest o' trouble. Aye, dozens o' scallywags found themselves clapped in irons by the local constables, all in the name o' the beautiful game!

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