"Arrr, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez be callin' her mateys to gaze in the glass and ponder their scallywag ways!"
2024-11-08
Arrr, matey! Representative Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, a true lass of the land, be settin’ sail for re-election in the wilds of Washington! She be sayin’ her crew must quit castin' curses on others and find themselves finer scallywags to back! Avast, a merry ship be needin’ good mates!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round while I regale ye with the tale of Representative Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, a fair lass makin' waves in the wilds of rural Washington! Aye, she be on the high seas of re-election, sailin' smooth as a ship on calm waters, but she’s got a bone to pick with her crew.With a hearty laugh and a twinkle in her eye, Marie be callin' on her party to put away the cannons and cease the demonizin’ of their foes! Aye, no need to turn others into scallywags when we could be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger of camaraderie instead! Her message be clear: ‘Tis time to change the crew ye support, or risk sinkin’ the whole ship!’
So, with the wind at her back and a raucous crew of supporters, she charts a course for unity on the stormy seas of politics. If they don’t heed her call, the ship’s gonna hit the rocks, and there’ll be no treasure to plunder! Aye, let’s raise our tankards to Marie, the swashbuckler of diplomacy! May her ship sail true and her message echo across the waves! Arrr!