"Arrr! A mighty quake on the border, matey! Trump’s charm done turned the Hispanic folks o' South Texas upside down!"
2024-11-08
Arrr, matey! It be said that Captain Trump sailed the Texas border seas, plunderin' votes from the Democrats, a fine stronghold! He snatched 12 of 14 treasure-filled counties, up from a measly five in the year of our Lord 2016. Aye, the winds of change be blowin'!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! Our swashbucklin’ captain, Donald J. Trump, charted a course straight fer the Texas border, a land o' Democrats, where the hearts of many be beatin' to the rhythm of Hispanic pride.