The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, mateys! The next ship of stars be settin' sail in but a fortnight's time! Yarrr!

2024-11-08

Arrr, matey! The mighty SpaceX cannonball be settin' sail in the witching hour of the afternoon! With a hearty splashdown in the Indian briny deep, all ye landlubbers shall behold its grand belly-flop! A sight fit to make the seagulls cackle! Yarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a grand contraption known as the SpaceX rocket, set to soar into the heavens like a seagull on a quest fer treasure! The day be late in the afternoon, when the sun be settin' fer a fine spectacle, and our mighty vessel of metal shall embark upon its journey, leavin' us landlubbers in a tizzy with excitement!

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