Arrr! Rumor be, LSU might unleash a livin' tiger on the sidelines to scare the Alabama scallywags, savvy?
2024-11-07
Arrr matey! After nearly ten long years, the LSU sea dogs be settin' sail with a livin' tiger by their side for the grand showdown against them Crimson Tide scallywags! Let’s hope that beast don’t decide to join the game, or we’ll have a right ruckus on our hands!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale o' great spectacle in the treacherous waters o’ Death Valley, where the valiant No. 14 LSU Tigers be settin' sail against the formidable No. 11 Alabama! This be no ordinary clash, fer the eyes o’ the nation be upon this grand encounter, and lo and behold, a live tiger shall grace the field, makin’ its triumphant return after nearly a decade of wanderin’!Yarr, ‘tis true! Reports be sayin’ that a fierce feline shall roam the sidelines, a sight last seen in 2015 when the beloved Mike VI met Davy Jones' locker in 2016. Aye, the new strappin' beast, Mike VII, be watchin’ from his abode, never havin’ set paw upon Tiger Stadium. The origins of this fearsome kitty be shrouded in mystery, but Louisiana’s own Sen. Bill Wheat hath confirmed the wondrous news!
With a wish from Governor Jeff Landry to see a live kitty back in the den o’ rowdy fans, an unofficial crew hath set sail to make it so. So hoist yer tankards and prepare fer a night of raucous revelry, as the pirates of the gridiron clash with the might of a tiger watchin’ over ‘em! Arrr, it’s gonna be a night to remember!